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80+ Funny New Year Quotes & Wishes for a Fun 2024 Walk into the new year chuckling! 2022 was different for all of us. 365 days come with a multitude of experiences, both pleasant and unpleasant. Although we can't control what happens to us in life, we can strengthen ourselves with some tools. Humor is one of them.
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32) "Happy New Year, same hot mess.". 33) "Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked, and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.". 34) "So excited for you to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.". 35) "So excited for you to ruin another year of my life.
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1. 2023 vs. 2024 Much better. 2. "I wish some people's New Year's resolution was to start thinking twice before opening their mouths." Shady much? 3. "Me trying to eat as much as possible.
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Funny New Year's Eve quotes. New Year's Eve means parties, and kicking the old year to the curb. Celebrate with these silly sayings and quotes. Beware, you may find some a bit rude! Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
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2024: Maybe this year I'll become a morning person… but probably not. I'd like to thank coffee for getting me through 2023. Why yes, I am carrying my emotional baggage into 2024, thanks for asking. 2024: Let's pretend I'm going to start that fitness journey… tomorrow. Funny captions New Year, same me, because why mess with perfection? Resolutions?
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December 29, 2023 by Be Funky Add a splash of humor to your New Year wishes! Share some funny messages that will bring smiles and laughter to your loved ones. Whether it's a witty remark or a playful joke, these humorous New Year wishes are sure to brighten their day.
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Here are some hilariously funny New Year wishes that you can use in text messages, greetings, or cards. Don't hesitate to share the joy of the New Year—win the hearts of your dear ones with these amusing wishes. Spread smiles and laughter by sending these funny New Year wishes and make the celebration even more memorable!
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These humorous and Sarcastic New Year quotes and captions will make your Instagram a star this year. Here are some funny New Year Greetings, wishes and Quotes to share with your friends and family.
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1. My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv. 2. My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. 3. My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are. 4. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. 5.
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150+ Funny New Year Wishes and Quotes (2024) A touch of humor in New Year's wishes can work wonders. Send some funny New Year wishes and make people's day with some sense of humor. Whether sarcastic or hilarious, these messages will surely bring a smile. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wittiness.
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The best funny New Year's quotes for 2023. 1. "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." —F. Scott Fitzgerald. 2. "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." —Oscar Wilde. 3.
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Anonymous. "Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits." "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." "Last year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.
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1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.". 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my.
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New Year New Me ntal Issues : (. "Here's to hoping that 2024 is a year full of laughter, love, and all the good stuff (and none of the bad stuff).". "Wishing you a New Year that's bubbly, sparkly, and full of all the things that make you smile.". "May 2024 be the year that all your wildest dreams come true.". "Happy New Year!
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If you're wanting to take the pressure off yourself, provide some light-hearted funny new year wishes to friends and loved ones, or use as a funny caption, then the following sarcastic and funny quotes are great. Enjoy! Funny Happy New Year Quotes "Have told so many friends "Don't worry, New Year will be better! ". I love misguiding people."